zoidberg

1. (Zoidberg) (432↑, 16↓)

Despite being the 'unpopular' character in the series, Dr. John Zoidberg is one of the most popular characters of the hilarious show [Futurama], known for his voracious appetite, strange mating rituals, and complete ineptitude at dealing with human patients. Speaking of which, he's not human; he's a giant lobster. Who wears sandals. Is also known for his famous "[w00p w00p w00p w00p]" noise he makes when running away from danger. Loved by fans of the show, hated by the characters (For being lazy, disgusting and glutenous). Second only to [Bender] in hilarity.

(Planet Express has been blown back through time to the 1950s, the site of Roswell Air base, and Zoidberg has been captured by army recruits and is being interrogated by President Truman) Truman: "If you come in peace, surrender or be destroyed. If y'here to make war, *we* surrender." Zoidberg: "Both good... the important thing is; I’m meeting new people." President Truman: "Bush-wah\! Now, what’s your mission? Are you planning to make some alien/human hybrid?" Zoidberg: "Are you coming onto me?\!" President Truman: "Hot crackers\! I take exception to that\!" Zoidberg: "I'm not hearing a no..."

Author: Alhadis http://zoidberg.urbanup.com/1685790

2. (Zoidberg) (186↑, 26↓)

Dr. John Zoidberg on the show [Futurama]. He is the Planet Express doctor. He likes acceptance and scavenging. He hates love rivals and invertebrates. He's a crustacean.

Zoidberg: What do I smell or something? [sniffs armpit] [sighs]

Author: hhhh http://zoidberg.urbanup.com/344380

3. (zoidberg) (96↑, 46↓)

A charactor on futurama, considered by some a od and is in my opinion the best charactor ever\!

Hermes: " your getting as jumpy as much as zoidberg does when you mention food\!" Zoidberg: What?? *looks around suspiciously* food?"

Author: superraiden0 http://zoidberg.urbanup.com/1619242

4. (Zoidberg) (59↑, 18↓)

An extremely unattractive female sharing characteristics similar to that of the Futurama character: Lazy, disgusting and particularly glutenous. The sound of her thighs rubbing together provides us with the much dreaded 'woop, woop, woop' noise.

I dont know if you heard, but your ex-girlfriend is a total [zoidberg] now\!

Author: Fahad Haque http://zoidberg.urbanup.com/3739454

5. (Zoidberg) (11↑, 2↓)

To insert ones face between a woman's two breasts and say: "Whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop". For best results, move head as if performing a motorboat

That was no motor boat.... that was a perfectly executed zoidberg.

Author: GIOS http://zoidberg.urbanup.com/5709210

6. (Zoidberg) (32↑, 23↓)

a crab-like person or creature. tell tale signs include crab movement in the hands and hideous disfigurement. eyes tend to look in different directions. may attack when angry.

WOOP WOOP WOOP chek out zoidberg over there

Author: WOOP WOOP GO ZOIDY http://zoidberg.urbanup.com/2478422

7. (Zoidberg) (7↑, 3↓)

When you use a latex glove for a condom but leave the glove intact and let the remaining fingers dangle.

I was out of condoms, so I had to pull a zoidberg

Author: Hawkzombie http://zoidberg.urbanup.com/6007332

8. (Zoidberg) (11↑, 9↓)

A Zoidberg is when a friend gives you a hand job with a crab. He/she positions the crabs claw around your penis, and the friend then jerks the crab up and down. In essence, the Zoidberg is a dutch-rudder via crab claw.

Professor Farnsworth: "Good news everybody\! I just got a Zoidberg\!" Fry: "Ewww, you let him touch you?" Professor Farnsworth: "Good God no\! I had Bubble Gum fondle me through half a fiddler crab."

Author: Cockdriller http://zoidberg.urbanup.com/4895533

9. (Zoidberg) (1↑, 1↓)

While you are fucking your partner and about to reach climax, when you are cumming, start shouting "w00p w00p w00p w00p" like Dr. Zoidberg from Futurama.

Last week I gave my brother's girlfriend a Zoidberg and then she started laughing.

Author: SoberSodomizer http://zoidberg.urbanup.com/6385018

10. (Zoidberg) (6↑, 5↓)

This is the term used to describe the action of a person with a split-tongue body modification going down on someone. Often accompanied by the sound "whoopwhoop whoop whoop whoop."

Oh god Zoidberg, your tongue is amazing whoopwhoop whoop whoop whoop\!

Author: Justice_League http://zoidberg.urbanup.com/4178392

11. (Zoidberg) (18↑, 24↓)

a crab-like person or creature. tell tale signs include crab movement in the hands and hideous disfigurement. eyes tend to look in different directions. may attack when angry.

WOOP WOOP WOOP chek out zoidberg over there

Author: WOOP WOOP GO ZOIDY http://zoidberg.urbanup.com/2478424

12. (Zoidberg) (15↑, 34↓)

To motor boat a females vagina, while using one hand to stick four fingers in her anus while simultaniously punching her in the taint.

"Brads mom was screaming like a banchee when i Zoidberged her last night."

Author: Joshisthefuckingman http://zoidberg.urbanup.com/3099378

13. (zoidberg) (32↑, 83↓)

When you're eating Ramen noodles after blowing on them to cool them off. Once you get tehm half in your mouth you realise that the bottom of the noodles is still far too hot so you leave them dangling from your mouth.

Julian pulled a zoidberg the other night.

Author: Brian Gaylor http://zoidberg.urbanup.com/1619047

Related: futurama, fry, leela, bender, farnsworth, amy, crab, funny, hermes, kif, kyle, rebecca, spyro, the zoidberg, zoidy

Last updated: 2012.03.01